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Open Letter From Angels Stadium
posted: July 14th, 2010 07:18 am |
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To The Gum Spitter-Outer:
Your green wad of chewed-up gum (spearmint?) that you carelessly discarded ended up in front of my seat in Section 129.
Remember how hot it was at the ballpark on Tuesday? Remember what happens to gum when it’s left in the heat?
Your green wad of gum melted and got all over my purse and my shoes before I noticed it was there.
Thank you so, so much for not finding a wrapper to put around that gum before you got rid of it. And thanks for not finding a trash can for that used gum.
I’ll be spending time today with rubbing alcohol, trying to clean up the goo.
Sincerely,
Amy The Ranter Who Thinks You Are A Pig
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